01 · The setup
Give us the exact moment your day went off-script.
The missed train. The wet sleeve. The “quick question” at 4:58. Specifics make the punchline land.
AI roasts. Real reframes.
Tell us how your day went.Get roasted.Get one real thing back.
Ribbit turns life's oddly specific disasters into a sharp, personalized roast—then lands one useful thought before you leave the stage.
Mild, Medium, or Nuclear. You call the heat.
Tonight's open mic
Medium
Demo mode—no account or day details are saved here.
The whole show
Short setup. Big laugh. Something worth keeping.
There is no endless chat thread and no generic pep talk. Give Ribbit the details, choose your intensity, and walk out with a ticket worth sharing.
02 · The heat
Pick the level that matches the damage.
03 · The landing
Laugh first. Take one real thing with you.
Every roast ends with a sincere reframe—not a lecture, just a clear thought for getting out of your own head.
The fine print, but human
Savage, not cruel.
- Your intensity setting leads the joke.
- No protected traits. No personal attacks.
- The reframe is always sincere.
- Your day is the material—not your worth.
Before you take the mic
Good questions. Straight answers.
The mic is warm
Your day already wrote the setup.
Give Ribbit the details. Take the laugh, keep the perspective, and leave the rest on stage.
Roast my day